Mad is dead

You think that changing me into a nubile Chinese girl is "punishment," you mad scientist. You wanna see me squeal in shame and fear.

That's where you are wrong!  My senses are tingling, and my new nipples too.  I love this, you old man, and I'm gonna prove it by destroying your machine.  See this grenade?  Sir, you're a bit too close.  *Boom!*

Poor mad scientist, you brilliant but foolish genius.  You've given me my heart's desire: to be a lovely Chinese woman.

Thank you.  Now go on and die, you old pervert!